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« Monday « August 13, 2001
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The truth about women
(A Fire Inside blog)
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After perusing them at home for several hours, I have come to several conclusions. And no matter how much anyone, even Justin, tries to dissuade me, I know that Stuff and Maxim have guided me towards the truth that women have known for years but until now really could not prove:
- The perfect girl is a physically flawless, somewhat dumb blonde who likes to call her man things like "sir" and "master" and wears nothing but thongs and wet tshirts all day.
- If you give a man a shiny electronic toy and a perfect pair of tits to play with, he will be happy for hours, if not days.
- You have not proved your true worth to a man until you have performed lesbian sex for him.
- Movies must contain tits, ass, lesbian sex and things that go boom. Fart jokes are an added plus.
- A woman must maintain herself at all times. Men are allowed to get paunchy, bald and shower only ever other day.
(all truths according to heterosexual men)
Hmmmmmmm! Interesting blog, this A Fire Inside.
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